one’s perspective is always a matter of which end you choose to concern yourself with.
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marrodernism
the new Ziggy Stardust
as the pup waits for blast-off her front leg is secured with a Fentanyl patch, a narcotic 100 times more potent that morphine.
the vet insisted that we put a plastic cone on her, to make her look more like Laika, and to prevent her from chewing the patch. “if that happens,” the vet said, “then you’ll have a dead dog.”
he must have liked the big goofy stare i gave him, because he followed that up with “and of course people have tried to chew on them too, in which case you’d have a dead person.”
short track
keeping the olympic spirit alive
leg grab
One week countdown until MO’s surgery on her knee.
Stevie: “I’m going to keep the good leg nice and safe.”
perspective 101
the better the handyman you are, the closer your body shrinks along the lines of an unframed wall’s vanishing point…
a sure cure
if you read my story from Witness XXIII this makes a whole lotta sense.
if you don’t read my story then it’s just plain funny.
au jus
did i miss something or when did meat start looking like DVDs? will the full color booklets explain exactly what the difference is between the photograph for Tyson’s Beef Brisket vs. the one for Tyson’s Pork Loin (is it just the addition of a single tomato) or why the Hormel Italian Style Beef Roast says “au jus?”
electric sausage for the electric brain
help is on the way for iphone users buried by the Snowmaggedon. you don’t need to take your gloves off, or buy those expensive electrostatically-enhanced gloves. just get yourself a fancy schmancy meat stylus aka Korean snack sausage and check the weather with ease. i LOVE the fact you can chew on one end and work with the other.
courtesy of clusterflock
mat zapper II
it’s tuesday so i go to my yoga class a few minutes early, hoping for an illicit chance to stick my mat in the zapper. but hey! the sign that says “for authorized staff use only” is gone, and in its place is this:
it looks kind of fake, the way it’s just sort of stuck on, but i’m sure it will suck the dollar out of your credit card just fine. now that the management has pointed out the need for ultra-sanitation-to-the-max, they want to charge money to achieve it. smacks of some kind of twisted yoga philosophy, not surprisingly. oh sacrilege!