Category Archives: things i worry about

just last week

last week we went for a hike in the “Big Wild,” the 20,000 acre wilderness in the Santa Monica Wilderness and came home and immediately put on shorts and ate frozen persimmons. it seemed a little weird to wear shorts in December, but it made sense when we took our lunch outside to eat on the deck (99% completed).
this week we went for a hike in the “Big Wild,” and came home and immediately took hot showers and drank mugfuls of even hotter tea. on top of the 30 degree drop in temperature in the space of seven days, it’s been raining like crazy, (on the 99% completed deck) and we’ve got some voodoo happening where one of our rain gutters acts as if someone is on the roof running a hose a full blast, while the other one (just twenty-five feet away, on the same side of the house) comes down in a dainty trickle. even when the rain stops for a little bit, and it’s just spitting on your face in that nice southern California way, the gutter with the light output slows down, but the gushing one still rages on.

last week there was also an accident a couple streets away, and a double bus thought they could get fancy and take our street as a shortcut. news flash – our street has been gated* for the last several months, and it says “No Outlet” in bright yellow signs, before you get to it—the end—that is. our street is also incredibly narrow, and there’s an unwritten agreement for everyone to only park on the east side of the street so traffic can sort of get by.
since the gate was installed, one of our neighbors decided it was okay for him to start parking his truck in front of his house (on the west side of the street), which forces everyone, like the USPS and the trash pickup, to take a meandering path down the road. you’d think this was an a-hole thing to do, but given the fact that he had just months before “mistakenly” took all the money we had collected from the neighbors to build the gate, it didn’t seem so bad.
in any case, the double bus was there, at the bottom of the hill, stuck. we told the bus driver we could open the gate for her, but she wasn’t going to get anywhere without getting the neighbor to move his truck. so she banged on the door and he came flying out with his yenkel askew and bathrobe untied saying f-you-this and f-you-that. he threw his truck into a manly reverse, screeched to a halt on the east side of the street and stormed into his house. within seconds he was back, snapping pictures with his cell phone of the bus going by (empty of passengers!) the bus driver, the bus driver’s supervisor, us opening the gate. etc.

so here’s a picture of the “Big Wild.” one with a border collie and one with angry neighbor. dog and neighbor are curiously in the exact same place in their respective photographs.

*we don’t live in a gated community. please.

see yourself in coffee

every once in awhile we take a bullet and agree to work (gratis) for certain non-profits of a spiritual persuasion. we do this, despite what a friend of mine—a non-profit consultant by choice—says about dealing with those kind of non-profits: “RUN!”
this year for their fundraiser they wanted to make t-shirts, and suggested putting a yoga sutra (in Sanskrit) on the front. the one they decided on was 1.33,

which pretty much says: “By cultivating friendliness towards happiness and compassion towards misery, gladness towards virtue and indifference towards vice, the mind becomes pure.”
we suggested that it also pretty much says: “See yourself in others,” and that perhaps that snippet could be a nice English counterpart to go on the back of the t-shirt. like most philosophical texts written in old languages, there’s a lot of room for translation and interpretation, but our little idea got taken down hard by the tight-ass end (fundraising chair), who didn’t want people to think that was what it meant. i guess pretty much is pretty much only some of the time.

to compromise, i’ve decided to see myself in pretty much anything.
in turkey wraps (friendliness):

in traffic (compassion):

in coffee ice cream (gladness): (how can you not see the entire universe in this?)

and in shadows (indifference):

scattered blue light

it’s always been a great hope of mine to see the green flash at sunset (or sunrise – but that would require some east coast or houseboat type of living), but so far i have either missed it and/or the sun flashed green without me. yesterday i saw a program about a two-person rowboat race across the Atlantic Ocean and wondered whether any of them saw a green flash amidst all that water and all that free time. the two American men profiled had severe ass rash for the entire time they were in the race, some 50+ days, so probably not.

according to Wikipedia the green flash is more likely to be seen when the air is clear (ha!) and the reason it looks green is because the blue light (higher frequency) is scattered out of our line of sight. it also says the green flash can be seen from the Moon, so that’s another place to go, in case the California coast fails to provide anything but unscattered blue light. In any case the flash never lasts for more than a couple of seconds, so my advice is never to turn away when the sun is about to drop.

magic pedals

i’ve been working on a project where the boss is constantly thinking of ways to make money. he’s really good at it, and he’s always trying to angle a better deal, or get a better percentage. it’s a numbers game to him, and the funny thing is that he treats his people really well. you want to be on his side. in fact he treats his people far better than any spiritual non-profit hooha that i’ve ever dealt with. ahem.

the truth is some people can just do that, sit around all day and think of ways to make money. it’s really fun for them. i take the same amount of time and energy and figure out how to make myself a magic pedal.

this too is fun. i guess it takes two to tangle. he gets his money, and i get some of it also, to spend on a six pack of Marinated Turnip in solid Pack from the 99 Ranch Market, pretty much the best condiment in the world, if you can call it a condiment, since i eat it straight out of the jar. what i really wanted to spend my money on was this sign. i was going to run over and slap my credit card down and walk out with it, but it’s attached to their wall.

(It’s hard to read but the bins contain Italian Roast sandwiched between Double French Roast and French Roast.)

muy authentico!

the road ahead

somedays (and some recessions) there isn’t an easy way to avoid taking a Los Angeles freeway at an absurd hour, and by absurd, i mean, absurd to me, since a lot of other people think it’s a totally fine time to get on the freeway. for all the knee-numbing stop-and-go i do appreciate one thing that comes out of being stuck on the asphalt: freeways—unlike most things in life—provide a clear picture as to which way i want to go, and whether or not it’s the same way most people want to go. you pretty much know where you stand, as you, er, stand.

things that make my brain go bonkers

just a short list for today:

–a bonanza of fava beans. god, there’s never enough. lucky for me it’s also green garlic season so sauteing the two together in butter makes everyone lick their plates so clean there’s no dishwashing here until tomato season!

–indecision:

–crazy assed yet beautifully designed Chinese coffee tins:


yes, i did try a packet of “cappuccino,” and no, it was no cappuccino. frothy, maybe, but definitely on the “mild dimensions” side.

seller not the writer

so this sign pretty much sums up what i’ve been up to.

that’s a hint, since we’ve had to sign a hefty NDA on this one. the big & happy picture is that we’ve automated something that used to take four lovely women four hours a day to do on a computer, and that’s four hours of mindbendingly repetitive and Willy Loman-y type of work. now the ladies are free to grill steaks for the company (using a messload of Lowry’s seasoned salt) and explore the neighborhood, which consists of coffee the size of small children,

and supposedly the cheapest gas in LA County from a place called Petro Bras Gas.

the fun part of all this is taking the metro. so far the trains have been trouble free, although the other day there was a hubbub about the train stopping way off of where it was supposed to stop so they brought in the team. from what i could tell, the light blue shirted guy has the largest gut and the largest paycheck.

on board there are crazy subway people, but the weird thing is that there’s only one representative for each crazy person stereotype. only one homeless person using a water bottle as a bath sponge, screaming “i’m not taking any crap from an Arab!” only one mute in a 3-piece suit placing notes on everyone’s knees, only one person blasting Anvil on an amplified device. i think the MTA actually hired crazy people to ride the subways in order to make the experience more authentic and increase their outreach.

part of this outreach is that the stations are not monitored in terms of making sure everyone buys a ticket. they want to be all inviting and loosey goosey, but some of the folks who choose not to pay don’t realize that they don’t have to hop the turnstile, they can walk through the green lanes like the rest of us. it’s that easy. maybe it’s just not as exciting if you don’t jump.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvAa8QQS1Dk&feature=player_embedded

have fave salve

fava beans rising up like middle fingers…

and all sorts of other helpful creatures standing by…

ever since we moved here our neighbor’s avocado tree has borne no fruit. sometimes i get the suspicion that he thinks it’s not a coincidence. i think (he’s over 80 years old) that he did get fruit these last few years, he just didn’t see them…
this year everyone wins, the garden and his avo tree is FULL of flowers and the squirrels pick up the fruit and run over the wires and drop them in our yard.
thanks!