Category Archives: why artists need math

true squares

if the tip of the nose lines up with the edge of the paws, the result must be two right angles.

picasso redux

it’s not an image of Jesus on my soap but i’ll take it.

marrodernism

perspective 101

the better the handyman you are, the closer your body shrinks along the lines of an unframed wall’s vanishing point…

a sure cure

if you read my story from Witness XXIII this makes a whole lotta sense. if you don’t read my story then it’s just plain funny.

electric sausage for the electric brain

help is on the way for iphone users buried by the Snowmaggedon. you don’t need to take your gloves off, or buy those expensive electrostatically-enhanced gloves. just get yourself a fancy schmancy meat stylus aka Korean snack sausage and check the weather with ease. i LOVE the fact you can chew on one end and [...]

in search of terrain

after 2 weeks of blowy snowy conditions in NM, two days traveling in the car, ten-foot high snow drifts in Flagstaff, dinner at Bun Boy, Barstow, and getting busted by the LAPD, we are back in LA in search of the bowl of posole, the hot sopapilla and the quiet forested arroyo for taking pups [...]

reverse polarity 101

take two pups: send them through the tunnel known as MooGooGaiPan: and you get perfect snowless symmetry

art on/with

a few years ago an artist friend of mine moved to Oregon from Los Angeles slightly against her will and best judgment. after several gloomy months she developed a severe small-town depression and started admiring the local gourds. not wanting to be a crafts-fair artist she starting painting the gourds rather than ON them, but [...]

i p freely

something to keep in mind

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