Author Archives: eachnee

lets try this at home

information graphics at its finest. spiking when it really counts. now that’s a lot of “watering the garden” up there.

courtesy of patspapers

true squares

if the tip of the nose lines up with the edge of the paws, the result must be two right angles.

car-puccino

56 espressos per mile
coffee breaks every 30-45 miles
new filters every 60 miles
not a bad way to go.
courtesy of dailymail

picasso redux

it’s not an image of Jesus on my soap but i’ll take it.

toffee sameness

eating toffee is sort of like having a #19 from Langer’s. you don’t want to share it with anyone, you want the whole damn thing for yourself. it’s like if you only eat half a sandwich/piece your head keeps turning right and left as if something’s missing. hiding the other half of the sandwich is [...]

argument

last fall a great Italian friend of mine was hired by the Met and i took a trip out there to show him—a babe in the woods as far as having never left the Florentine motherland—the glories of Bed Bath and Beyond & Ikea and to argue the necessity of spending the money for a [...]

upside-downside

one’s perspective is always a matter of which end you choose to concern yourself with.

marrodernism

the new Ziggy Stardust

as the pup waits for blast-off her front leg is secured with a Fentanyl patch, a narcotic 100 times more potent that morphine.
the vet insisted that we put a plastic cone on her, to make her look more like Laika, and to prevent her from chewing the patch. “if that happens,” the vet said, “then [...]

short track

keeping the olympic spirit alive

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