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reflected vs. reflection

Light arriving at an opaque surface is like me arriving at a buffet. it’s all about which dish will be rejected and which dish will be ingested, since the color of something is determined by which wavelengths of light are reflected and which wavelengths are absorbed. turn away all wavelengths and you are a big white light, eat everything and you are a massive black pig.

sometimes the question is exactly which colors are not being represented.

of course the quality of the buffet matters, and the last time i was faced with a tray of smoked salmon at a breakfast buffet in Hawaii i took the advice of a friend’s father, who suggested a special way to use the tongs. he told me to open it up and run it parallel along the bottom of the platter so you pick up the entire half of a wild salmon in one stroke. he said “you get some looks, but hey, they’ll bring another one out for the other guests.”
one alternative to this is to make your own gravlax, which is perfect if you are tearing down your deck and have some bricks handy to press the fish with. the great thing about making your own is that you can eat it like a burrito and no will give you “some look.” incidentally, fish scales are not opaque surfaces, they are translucent, which means they transmit light as they scatter it, as opposed to plastic wrap, which also transmits light but absorbs the transmitted light.

scattered blue light

it’s always been a great hope of mine to see the green flash at sunset (or sunrise – but that would require some east coast or houseboat type of living), but so far i have either missed it and/or the sun flashed green without me. yesterday i saw a program about a two-person rowboat race across the Atlantic Ocean and wondered whether any of them saw a green flash amidst all that water and all that free time. the two American men profiled had severe ass rash for the entire time they were in the race, some 50+ days, so probably not.

according to Wikipedia the green flash is more likely to be seen when the air is clear (ha!) and the reason it looks green is because the blue light (higher frequency) is scattered out of our line of sight. it also says the green flash can be seen from the Moon, so that’s another place to go, in case the California coast fails to provide anything but unscattered blue light. In any case the flash never lasts for more than a couple of seconds, so my advice is never to turn away when the sun is about to drop.

sea foam

just spent a week up in Mendocino County, tooting around on the beaches and in the fog. there were tide pools full of mussels, apparently the third tallest redwood tree in the world (i couldn’t say for sure because a) i couldn’t see the top of the tree, and b) there were conservation guys who had climbed up the tree with a measuring tape, but they left the end that said 0″ down on the ground), and the largest wood sorrel i’ve ever seen. eat a few leaves and that’s a large salad.

it’s the best time of year to be up there, less tourists, more sun, and plenty of sea foam. what i really wanted was a big ladle to skim the surface of this green soup, then add to it a few bones from Roundman’s smokehouse in Fort Bragg and call it a night. ok, maybe sprinkle some salty feta from Willetts on top and drink with a bottle… a bottle of French wine. (sorry Anderson Valley!)

sea foam vs. MO:

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self portrait in caramel

joy comes in so many flavors these days, and here’s Canine Sherman’s favorite way to express it:

joy also comes in the form of salted caramel ice cream. the recipe calls for 5 egg yolks and a shitload of milk/butter/cream. turn the orphaned egg whites into pizza dough, top with salami, avocado and fall tomatoes and pretty much the day is done.

here then, is my self-portrait in caramel, and yes, that’s a really thick layer of caramel. i’m working on the technique, obviously, but the ice cream? it’s really intense and absolutely amazing. plus a little goes a long way, which goes with the current trend of “doing more with less”, or “more with the same” type of corporate-speak.

magic pedals

i’ve been working on a project where the boss is constantly thinking of ways to make money. he’s really good at it, and he’s always trying to angle a better deal, or get a better percentage. it’s a numbers game to him, and the funny thing is that he treats his people really well. you want to be on his side. in fact he treats his people far better than any spiritual non-profit hooha that i’ve ever dealt with. ahem.

the truth is some people can just do that, sit around all day and think of ways to make money. it’s really fun for them. i take the same amount of time and energy and figure out how to make myself a magic pedal.

this too is fun. i guess it takes two to tangle. he gets his money, and i get some of it also, to spend on a six pack of Marinated Turnip in solid Pack from the 99 Ranch Market, pretty much the best condiment in the world, if you can call it a condiment, since i eat it straight out of the jar. what i really wanted to spend my money on was this sign. i was going to run over and slap my credit card down and walk out with it, but it’s attached to their wall.

(It’s hard to read but the bins contain Italian Roast sandwiched between Double French Roast and French Roast.)

muy authentico!